Curse

Axel Revolver · Oct 20, 2005, 03:10 PM // 15:10

"My teacher touches me everyday," - David Loper, Demonstar, towards our pedophile Italian teacher, Mr. Consoli.

Avari Zi · Oct 20, 2005, 03:15 PM // 15:15

"Ecchi nano wo ikenai to omoimasu." - Mahoro the automatic maid

Divinitys Creature · Oct 20, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07

"they have the internet on computers now" - Homer Simpson

LOL

Avari Zi · Oct 20, 2005, 07:13 PM // 19:13

"If I don't see it, it's not illegal."

"La Grill? What the hell is that?"

"He he he, jokes on them I'm still alive."

"This gets my lowest rating yet, seven thumbs up."

"I must have a guardian angel... with a rifle."

- Homer Simpson

kg_lildude1 · Oct 20, 2005, 07:17 PM // 19:17

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend." -

Avari Zi · Oct 20, 2005, 07:38 PM // 19:38

"May I please kancho you?"

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 20, 2005, 07:46 PM // 19:46

"Bond... James Bond"

tripplesix · Oct 20, 2005, 07:52 PM // 19:52

abcdefghijklmnop

kg_lildude1 · Oct 20, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53

"A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up."

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."

"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer."

"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."

"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend."

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."

"Humor is just another defense against the universe."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

"In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity."

"Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?"

last but not least

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

Halmyr · Oct 20, 2005, 08:04 PM // 20:04

"Its better to be piss of then piss on"

"A genius and a madman is only separated by the degree of suscess"

tigernz · Oct 20, 2005, 08:17 PM // 20:17

"I'd engage you in a battle of wits but I don't like to fight an unarmed opponent."

and some classics from that wonderful British comedy Blackadder:

from blackadder goes forth (world war 1 setting)
Flashheart is giving flight training to the aspiring pilots:

Flashheart: "Always treat your kite like you treat your woman"
George: "You mean take her home for tea & scones & to meet your parents?"
Flashheart: "No I mean get inside her 10 times a day and take her to heaven & back!"

I think this was from Blackadder II:
Blackadder: "It is said Percy, that civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company so he can rise above the savage and become closer to God"
Percy: "Yes, I've heard that"
Blackadder: "Personally however, I like to start the day with a complete dickhead to remind me I'm the best."

From Blackadder III:
Melchett: "Talking to yourself again are you Blackadder?"
Blackadder: "Yes, it's the only way I can be assured of an intelligent conversation."

Another from BA2:
Blackadder: They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head.

BA3 again:
Blackadder: A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.

Divinitys Creature · Oct 20, 2005, 10:09 PM // 22:09

"1+1=3 for extremely large values of 1" (it might have been 2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2, but it works either way)

TwilightOblivion · Oct 21, 2005, 02:44 AM // 02:44

"God gave man a brain and a penis, just not enough blood to use both at once." -somewhere on the net

"Mastrabation is like procrastination. At first it feels good, but then you realise your just f*cking yourself."- somewhere on the net

nightrunner · Oct 21, 2005, 04:30 AM // 04:30

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'what have I done wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

"Let's go Escargot!" ~Rikku

Guardian of the Light · Oct 21, 2005, 04:47 AM // 04:47

"A perfect crime is one that is never noticed" Me

"All of u reading this live in 2 worlds cyberworld and the real world, both of these world affect each over and have there own boundaries and if you don't like want you can't do in one go to the other one and remember in 2 different worlds you should have 2 identities otherwise your stupid" Me

"Don't u wish there were hacks for real life as there is in game if there are can u guys give me some

"ME

"GLF Monk for mission" Everyone in Guild Wars even when u read this.

Signet of Humility · Oct 21, 2005, 04:59 AM // 04:59

Lewis
i got these circles in my bowl!
Peter thats cheerios

TheEPIC · Oct 21, 2005, 05:39 AM // 05:39

Choose your words as if your very life depended on them pleasing me." -Saitoh Hajime

Frits · Oct 21, 2005, 10:02 AM // 10:02

Surely you must be able to do something?
I'm sorry I'm not, but please stop calling me Shirley!

Janky Crackafoo · Oct 23, 2005, 07:56 PM // 19:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Signet of Humility

Lewis
i got these circles in my bowl!
Peter thats cheerios

!!! Wow !!!
That is SO wrong!

Corrected version:

Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says OOOOooOOO!
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

And who the hell is Lewis?

Lasareth · Oct 23, 2005, 07:58 PM // 19:58

"Ride zee Shoopuff?" - FFX